My 10 Hottest Babes of Sci-Fi post is by far the most read HNG entry I’ve ever written and it’s not exactly a mystery as to why that is.
Everyone loves hot chicks.
Maxim just came out with their annual list of the 100 hottest women in the world. Talk about a tough job. In the name of research (research I tell you!) I painstakingly went through the entire list. Three times. Of the 100 I found 26 that were nerd worthy. From that 26 I managed to narrow down the list to 13. At that point I just couldn’t in good conscience narrow it down any further.
Therefore, I present to you, oh worthy reader, the Lucky 13.
As a bonus, today happens to be Friday the 13th. I swear to Gods this was meant to be.
Note: the order they are presented in was Maxim’s decision, not mine. So don’t go blaming me if the ones you like are further down the totem pole.
That is all.
My #13 – Their #89. Lyndsy Fonseca
I loved Kick Ass way more than any sane person should. Like, seriously, I LOVE that movie. Now she gets to kick some ass of her own on Nikita and it’s about damn time.
My #12 – Their #80. Danica McKellar
The definition of smart and sexy. I hate math but I could watch her do Bertrand’s postulate all night long.
My #11 – Their #69. Emma Watson
Another smart and sexy one. Turns out she’s a lot like Hermione in real life. Ridikulus!
My #10 – Their #68. Anna Paquin
I’m pretty sure she screws vampires for a living. I can think of worse ways to spend my time.
My #9 – Their #59. Grace Park
Can you imagine being surrounded by multiple copies of this woman? You’d probably die of joygasm.
My #8 – Their #56. Christina Hendricks
Saffron, Bridget, Yolanda – it doesn’t matter what you call her, she’s still gonna kick your ass and knock you out with her sweet lady kisses. Somehow I don’t think you’d mind.
My #7 – Their #53. Ashley Greene
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the hottest vampire of them all? (Hint: Alice is)
My #6 – Their #42. Emma Stone
She kills zombies. That alone warrants a spot on this list. Soon she’ll be making out with Spider-Man…I’m a little jealous about that one.
My #5 – Their #37. Zoe Saldana
Seriously, how many women could look sexy as a 8 ft tall blue alien with a tail? (Even if that tail does give you awesome orgasms) Plus, she’s in Star Trek, the greatest sci-fi franchise ever.
My #4 – Their #15. Olivia Wilde
Do I sense a naked scene in Cowboys & Aliens? Dear God, I hope so.
My #3 – Their #14. Scarlett Johansson
Two words: Black Widow. The only good thing to come out of the USSR.
My #2 – Their #8. Natalie Portman
She’s an elected Queen and her lover is a god. It takes one hell of a woman to accomplish all that.
My #1 – Their #2. Olivia Munn
She speaks nerd and gets plastered on morning television. I’m pretty sure she should be my BFF.
And now for that something special I promised yesterday on Facebook. I took these photos a little while ago but was hesitant to post them. Do you think I should have been? Tell me in the comments.