The Dark Knight Rises Reviewed

I just got back from a family wedding weekend but I managed to sneak in a showing of The Dark Knight Rises while I was gone. I hesitated about writing this review because it seems so trivial in light of what has happened.

These massacres are beyond tragic. They show us the very worst and the very best of humanity. One deranged human being shot up a movie theatre but countless real life heroes were born that night. For every life lost, three more were saved by the brave actions of those around them.

In the grand scheme of things, no movie or fictional character could ever be as important as the stranger standing next to you in the grocery line. Life is fragile and precious and I ultimately decided to do an abbreviated review of the movie because it’s one of the lessons it tries to teach us at the end. That life and living is what is truly important. We can’t let the bad guys win but we can’t lose ourselves in that pursuit either.

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If you haven’t seen the movie yet this is the point where you should stop reading. I try really hard not to spoil anything but I don’t want to risk it without warning you first.

I used to have the biggest crush on Christian Bale when I was a kid. I was a Little Women fan and he played Laurie. I’m not gonna lie, I probably would have had a crush on whoever played Laurie. But it didn’t hurt that Bale was also in Empire of the Sun, Newsies and Swing Kids, some of my favorite movies when I was a youngin. People like to poke fun at the gravelly voice he uses at Batman and I’ll admit that it’s been a little hard to understand at times, but I truly believe that Bale has done right by Bruce Wayne and his tortured alter ego. We’ve learned from past films that not many people have the chops to pull it off. We get to see many sides of Bruce in this climactic end of the trilogy. Broken, curious, humorous, tortured, reluctant, triumphant, peaceful. He is all these and more. A totally evolved human being who has seen the best and the worst that life has to offer.

I’ve been a huge Tom Hardy fan since Star Trek: Nemesis when he portrayed Picard’s Romulan-raised clone. I think he’s brilliant and adorable. Even though I only got to see his unmasked face for about 2 seconds, I think that Christopher Nolan was smart to cast someone who could express Bane’s emotion through his eyes and mannerisms. A lesser actor would not have been able to pull off this role.  I guesstimate that they stayed true to about 50% of the comics in Bane’s back story, etc.  The Pena Dura prison was portrayed beautifully but his story was combined and mingled with another character for the film so I can see why it would be confusing to the layman/average moviegoer to see such a highly intelligent and superhumanly-strong character if you don’t have any knowledge of the comic books. Still, I thought Bane was well done. The costume/facial gear was intimidating and not cartoonish. His voice was better than I expected it to be, though I probably missed about 1/3 of what he said (can’t wait to watch it at home with the subtitles on).  The 30 lbs of weight Hardy put on made him virtually unrecognizable.  It had to have been a daunting prospect to follow Heath Ledger’s Joker as the main villain and I think that they succeeded admirably.

I go back and forth on Anne Hathaway. Sometimes I like her and sometimes I’m not impressed. She definitely brought some comic relief as Selina Kyle aka Catwoman. Her smooth, instantaneous transition from frightened maid to sly jewel thief was pretty brilliant. And I really dug how they never called her Catwoman but when she lifted her eye wear-glasses-goggle-thingies they gave the impression of cat ears. Having her masquerade as a cat at the charity ball was another nice touch.  The only thing that really bothered me about her getup was the stiletto heels. As gorgeous as they looked and despite their seemingly practical blades and obvious stabbing properties, no woman can run around in those shoes. I’m sorry, it’s just not going to happen. However, this is movieland and not real life so I’m willing to overlook the heels.

Gary Oldman is the shit. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is one of the best actors of my generation. Michael Caine broke my heart and then stitched it back up again. Marion Cotillard surprised even me. I love Matthew Modine because of Full Metal Jacket but I really wanted to punch him in the face until the epic cops-united scene. I just like to hear Morgan Freeman talk. He has the most amazing voice.

There were times when I was very much aware that I’d been sitting in a movie theatre for 3 hours but I must say that I was deeply satisfied by the ending. It felt like closure while still keeping the story open for future installments with different main players. Certain scenes were very moving because they showed groups of people coming together and demonstrating bravery and goodness despite their bleak and hopeless surroundings. I’m a sucker for those moments regardless but they were definitely made more poignant by the tragedy in Aurora, Colorado.

In Roman mythology, Aurora is the goddess of the dawn. She renews herself each morning and flies across the sky, announcing the arrival of the sun. She represents renewed hope and another chance at life. I’m not an overly religious person but I do believe in a higher power and I’ve been praying for those affected by the massacre. I pray that Aurora holds true to her name and that the residents there can find some hope in the aftermath of this horrendous tragedy. My thoughts and prayers are with them. Always.

4.5 out of 5 sci-fives

17 thoughts on “The Dark Knight Rises Reviewed

  1. Haven’t gotten the chance to see this film as yet, really looking forward to it though. Is it just me or does this photo of Joseph Gordon-Levitt look a lot like Heath? For a second there I was confused.

  2. Did you not feel the film felt rushed at times? Like the time-lapse between Bane’s first appearance to the finale was supposedly 5 months apart yet it really didn’t feel like it. I think the film would’ve fared better as a two-parter with each half fleshed out more. More on the rise of Bane and his minions, Gotham ran into anarchy etc then maybe a month/2 month gap until the concluding part was released so the wait actually made you feel like the 5 months in the film had actually passed.

    • Hi Richard…

      In our industry, unless there is an existing contract for a follow-up or sequel and the money to fund it, let alone guarantees from the above-the-line principals, all screenplays will invariably complete the storyline. Even if more feet of film would have made things better. No one ever assumes box office gross numbers. Project, yes… never assume. Whenever you see what it supposedly cost to make the project, take twice that number for promotion and advertising and add it to the cost. They must recover three times the operating budget just to break even. That’s the game… and the gamble.

      Cheers!
      Dean (a.k.a. Popi)

      • Star Wars could assume the box office and continued the storyline over multiple movies. LOTR did it. The Matrix did it. The Batman movies are on a level with these franchises to be able to assume the box office. They should have done it.

    • Actually, yes, I did feel that it was rushed at times. But considering everything they tried to squeeze in I thought they did ok. A two-parter would definitely have been ideal (and the selfish nerd in me always wants more ;) )but I can understand wanting to keep it as a trilogy.

  3. Loved the movie. Agree totally about Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Gary Oldman. Michael Caine deserves an Oscar. Marion Cotillard is an Oscar winner, I’d expect nothing less, especially after seeing a few movies in her body of work. Bale just might garner an Oscar nod for his portrayal too. Christopher Nolan put this all together though so all respect and credit due to him. Loved this movie.

  4. ” The only thing that really bothered me about her getup was the stiletto heels. As gorgeous as they looked and despite their seemingly practical blades and obvious stabbing properties, no woman can run around in those shoes. I’m sorry, it’s just not going to happen.”

    Catwoman has the agility, balances, and reflexes of a cat. Of course she can fight and run in high heels. She’s one of the few female comic characters where it’s not only understandable that she’d be in heels, but it illustrates an important part of her character. The heels were the best part of her outfit.

    • If this had been the Michelle Pfeiffer or even Halle Berry Catwoman *shudder* I would agree with you but it wasn’t. It was implied but never stated that she was Catwoman and while she demonstrated some very graceful moves, she was essentially just a very smart, very human cat burglar with the name Selina Kyle. They totally ignored her back story in the movie but even in the comics Catwoman had no supernatural abilities. I agree that the heels were gorgeous, just completely unrealistic. But I’m willing to suspend belief for a comic book movie ;)

  5. I took my 16-year-old son to see the movie Friday night. He was a little reluctant to go because of the shootings, but we had a great time. The movie stood on it’s own, but I had to fill in a little background for him since he’s never seen the first movie in this series.
    If you’re interested, one of our fellow WordPress bloggers has been sharing the story of one girl who has to this point survived the shooting. http://diasolifeontheborder.org/2012/07/23/the-petra-anderson-story-readytobelieve4petra/.

  6. “In the grand scheme of things, no movie or fictional character could ever be as important as the stranger standing next to you in the grocery line. Life is fragile and precious and I ultimately decided to do an abbreviated review of the movie because it’s one of the lessons it tries to teach us at the end. That life and living is what is truly important. We can’t let the bad guys win but we can’t lose ourselves in that pursuit either.”
    …..wow….. I loved this paragraph….. I thought I was the only one who tried to see how movie situations actually relate to real life. You got one more fan :)

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